I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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