i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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