You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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