This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I have aggressive nipples.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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