grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power