Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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