you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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