tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
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I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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