but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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