"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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