So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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