And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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