I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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