You really coming over, don't trick.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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