i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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