You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
We are all done wearing pants today
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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