so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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