just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You left your phone here
Wait...
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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