party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It was like getting head from an anaconda
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize