Sry I called you an 8
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Randomize
