I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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