Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
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IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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