Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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