is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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