Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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