i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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