2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
please don't ironically join a cult
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