My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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