Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
this hospital has no fireball
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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