I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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