mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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