I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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