Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Houston, we have a blender
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
