I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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