This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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