I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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