Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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