Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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