4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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