Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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