Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Help. Why am I so naked?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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