Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Randomize