Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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