all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
