Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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