Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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