Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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