Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
she told me i tasted like america
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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