this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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