i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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