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508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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