i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
She just used a chaser for red wine.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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