He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
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