She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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