Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
